We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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