Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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