But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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