i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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