i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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