Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.