she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.