I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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