so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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