I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My breasts were aching with rage.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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