This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drunk is a universal language darling
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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