My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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