is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
is that a dick in a sweater?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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