He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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