please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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