you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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