Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
