Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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