I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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