You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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