I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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