My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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