i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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