My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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