Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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