Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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