I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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