And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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