Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?