Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My pussy is not your playground.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's blow job season.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave