I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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