Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I look better un-naked...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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