just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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