I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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