I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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