I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So gin and wine won't be happening again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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