How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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