She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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