Duck Duck Cougar?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I believe in your delicious
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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