We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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