Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
