wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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