i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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