all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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