NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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