if i can run in heels then i can drive
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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