Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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