I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Are my feet made of real feet?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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