The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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