I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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