And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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