Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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