I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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