glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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