We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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