her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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