they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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