I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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